A Bionicle is a rubbish, good for nothing robot that is rare. They really, really, REALLY suck. Quick has far too many, and Steve McQwark sold them on a black market. Originally, people thought they were just more Precursor Crap made by Precursors which have little to do with Ratchet & Clank series which is why everyone got rid of them. Then Jak came in and showed that they use Eco, so Darth Vader stopped smoking crap and used them for his army which uses The Force. WE BLAME YOU JAK!!!!!!!! They can use The Force but it is not ideal as ones that use the force sometimes stop fighting and instead watch porn. Ratchet has no bionicles which is good. In Ratchet & Clank: Size Does Matter, the evil guy shrank them down and used them for his massivce army (dun dun duuuunnnn!!!!!) but then he ran out of Eco before the boss battle so there was no boss battle in the game NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

In other news you can buy some at the LEGO website, because you know this unfunny website article didn't make you want them any less.