Montana Hannah was a pop singer who made songs for six year old girls, similar to Sir Fabulous Sparkles. One famous single that reached No.1 in Polaris, was: "The best of both galaxies". This single was however banned in Solana, due to lack of announcing Solana in the lyrics. Montana Hannah was therefore banned in Veldin and Aridia. Marcadia have also considered closing borders to disallow any popstars.

After her embarrasing block from Solana she let herself go and became outrageously fat and eventually contracted diabetes. This led to more embarrasment and she was eventually passed up by Bourtney Tears on the charts.