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Santa Claus, also known as Ratchet was a Lombax who had a tiny robot mate called Clank. Ratchet's IQ is somewhere around 14 according to Clank. He has been busted several times for smoking Cryosleep. Ratchet helped write the book Learning with Lombaxes along with many Lombax scholars. He is now a really rubbish commando who kills hundreds of people for the fat lasy slobs at MightyTech.
Biography[]
A lot of shit happened that Nobody cares about. This is a full account of it.
Trivia[]
- Ratchet and Clank first met at The pile of junk. The trivia is, that Orvus once puked there.
- Ratchet is only his nickname.
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Appearances[]
- The really shitty one (No action, just shitty)
- Secret Agent 007 (1 nanosecond Cameo only)
- Ratchet & Clank: Futurama (Cameo only, just about)