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UhhRatchet
Ratchet
Biographical information
Homeworld

Fastoon

Physical description
Species

Lombax

Gender

Male(unconfirmed)

Height

5 foot-Ridiculously small for his age

Hair Color

black, fur - yellow and brown (do we care?!)

Eye Color

green (Called aqua in Jak X men)

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Santa Claus, also known as Ratchet was a Lombax who had a tiny robot mate called Clank. Ratchet's IQ is somewhere around 14 according to Clank. He has been busted several times for smoking Cryosleep. Ratchet helped write the book Learning with Lombaxes along with many Lombax scholars. He is now a really rubbish commando who kills hundreds of people for the fat lasy slobs at MightyTech.

Biography[]

A lot of shit happened that Nobody cares about. This is a full account of it.

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Ratchet is 5 feet tall weighs 98 pounds and has a large you know


Trivia[]

- Ratchet and Clank first met at The pile of junk. The trivia is, that Orvus once puked there.

- Ratchet is only his nickname.

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Appearances[]

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