Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Reproduction
Publication information

Insomniac Games


Sony Computer Entertainment

Release date

Guess asshole




Single dudes only


ESRB: AO (18+)(Arguable that it should be higher)
PEGI: 18+


PlayStation 2, Atari 5200, Shitendo Pii

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Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Reproduction is a game featuring all of the greatest idiots from Fastoon, Veldin, and all that crap no one wants to here about. The problem with Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Reproduction is that the game features sexual activity and the intimance between a strange cat-like alien and his gay robot named Gank (I mean Clank).

Gayplay (I mean "gameplay") Edit

Ratchet is a domestic cat working for some trashy guy. His partner is clearly a homosexcual who enjoys picking flowers and his nose. Ratchet and Clank (the gay one) appear holding hands and struggling to reproduce in this game. Ratchet is very hard-to-get and Clank just wants to "cut the shitty talk and get to the action". Ratchet and Clank disagree on so many topics, but they are both married so they must deal with their shit and make up. It's hard to believe that the graphics of the gayplay (I mean "gameplay") are so hardly done well that the game is crappy and can't be any better. Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Pants is so much better then this junk! Do you here me Insomniac Gays! (I mean "Games!").