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Ratchet & Clank 1
Ratchet & Clank
Publication information
Developer(s)

Insomniac Games

Publisher(s)

Sony Computer Entertainment

Release date

Too late

Genre

Platformer

Modes

Single player ( WE WANT MULTI!!!)

Rating(s)

ESRB: AO (18+)(Arguable that it should be higher)
PEGI: 18+

Platform(s)

PlayStation 2, Atari 5200

Chronology
Followed By

Goin' CS

Ratchet & Clank #1 is the first game in the Ratchet & Clank series. It consists of Rick and Clank, two people who meet each other at Veldin, and have since been together ever since. probably the start of dawn.

THIS GAME SUCKS ASS! *balls*

The stupid gameplay[]

MANY gays appear in this game. All hippies, emos, faggots, and socialist for some reason have been removed. It is thought that these enemies and characters were removed from the gameplay so the game can get published in the United States because they are sissies and can't deal with anything. For the most part, R&C 1 is democratic and republican. Independants screw themselves naked in a small room.

Plot[]

The plot in the Ratchet & Clank 1 was weird. The game started when Clank was making dinner in the kitchen for Orvus. It was told, that Clank was a slave of Orvus. Orvus came in the kitchen and Clank threw the dinner into his face. Clank jumped from the window, and escaped. Then came a cutscene, that was 2 hours long. It was a boring cutscene. It told everything about Clank. Orvus designed him and built him, and tortured him... Orvus was also the leader of the Galaxy's morons. After Clank escaped, he soon found Ratchet from The pile of junk. So the series begins...



See also[]

Thats not right. The story starts when Ratchet is working on his ship and his help desk tells him that he is missing a component to his ship. The Robotic Egnition system. Then it shows a part when Clank is made. He was soposed to be made into a sentry bot, but Clanks mom the computer designed Clank so he could stop Chairmen Drek, who was taking pieces of other planets because his planet was getting over populated. Well as Clank excaped in one of the ships. One of the ships robots had shot Clank down. This is when Clank crashes on Planet Veldin. Ratchets home. Ratchet notices the crash and goes to check it out. Once Ratchet saves Clank, Clank scares Ratchet and now they are friends and are saving the Galaxy........

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