|Ratchet & Clank|
Single player ( WE WANT MULTI!!!)
ESRB: AO (18+)(Arguable that it should be higher)
PlayStation 2, Atari 5200
Ratchet & Clank #1 is the first game in the Ratchet & Clank series. It consists of Rick and Clank, two people who meet each other at Veldin, and have since been together ever since. probably the start of dawn.
THIS GAME SUCKS ASS! *balls*
The stupid gameplayEdit
MANY gays appear in this game. All hippies, emos, faggots, and socialist for some reason have been removed. It is thought that these enemies and characters were removed from the gameplay so the game can get published in the United States because they are sissies and can't deal with anything. For the most part, R&C 1 is democratic and republican. Independants screw themselves naked in a small room.
The plot in the Ratchet & Clank 1 was weird. The game started when Clank was making dinner in the kitchen for Orvus. It was told, that Clank was a slave of Orvus. Orvus came in the kitchen and Clank threw the dinner into his face. Clank jumped from the window, and escaped. Then came a cutscene, that was 2 hours long. It was a boring cutscene. It told everything about Clank. Orvus designed him and built him, and tortured him... Orvus was also the leader of the Galaxy's morons. After Clank escaped, he soon found Ratchet from The pile of junk. So the series begins...