Slim Cognito was a drug dealer whose body was censored, except his eyes, well, for legal reasons. Because of that, we only know that he plays with weapons and illegal *** toys by 'modifying' them so he could feel high when he used them and play jokes on people he sold them to. He is a cross of Oscar the Grouch and Fat Tony.

Stuff he sells Edit

He sells a lot of illegal crap, such as:

Crack Cocaine

Frag Grenades


Precursor Crap

Bionicles (crappy robots)

Mars Bars

See alsoEdit

Ratchet & Clank wiki
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at the Ratchet & Clank wiki have an article about Slim Cognito.